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How to Win Playing Casino Games

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Casinos make money when you lose, and believe me. This is the way it works. Let us 5 important tips you can use to increase your odds of winning!

1. Absolutely know the games you are playing!

It’s a proven fact that the player with the most knowledge has the best luck. Never jump into a game until you’ve first observed and learned how to play it. Research the games you are going to play online, and at any time you are playing, don’t be afraid to ask the dealer to explain anything you don’t understand.

2. Never drink and play!

One of the casinos chief weapons used to get you to spend more money is by offering their players free drinks. Drinking alcohol impairs your judgment and thinking process, and while gambling you’ve got to use your head in order to win. (more…)

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Little Old Lady Bets The Bank

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, “Three million dollars.”
The accounts person is startled, and says, “In what form?” and the little old lady says, “Cash. I’ve got it here in this bag…” and the accounts person looks and, sure enough, the lady has a big grocery bag just chock full of green stuff with big denominations.

This is a highly unusual event, and the accounts person excuses herself to get the president of the bank to handle this one. He arrives, and escorts the little old lady to his office to handle it personally.

Once in his office, he asks the little old lady where she got so much money.

She says, “Gambling.” (more…)

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Man Wins the Lottery

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!”

Martha replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?”

The man responds, “I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!”

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Lottery Guy

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate he decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray… “God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.”
Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it.

Joe again prays…

“God, please let me win the lottery! I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.”

Lotto night comes and Joe still has no luck.

Once again, he prays…

“My God, why have you forsaken me?? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order.”

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Joe is confronted by the voice of God Himself:

“Joe, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket.”

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Casino Design: How to Attract Players?

Friday, April 20th, 2007

Hi
How do you feel about a kind of conversation regarding online casino site design requirements?

How do you think, what is essential to attract players? To make them come back to you? I think the most important is a good casino or poker software, yes. But….. If you got a super gambling software and pure website design, do you think gamblers will enjoy online games?

there are just two answers to this question: NO and NEVER!!!

Well, everybody has its own idea of a Perfect casino site design. If you want to know my personal opinion, Web 2.0 technology is one of the best to be used when working on your gambling website design. Actually Web 2.0 is not only design, it is much more: it is a kind of spirit of your online business, it a a new strategy, new breath, new generation. This is something breaking rules!

What is it?

The concept of “Web 2.0″ began with a conference brainstorming session between O’Reilly and MediaLive International. Web pioneer Dale Dougherty and O’Reilly VP, discovered that far from having “crashed”, the web was more important than ever, with exciting new applications and sites popping up with surprising regularity. What’s more, the companies that had survived the collapse seemed to have some things in common. Could it be that the dot-com collapse marked some kind of turning point for the web, such that a call to action such as “Web 2.0″ might make sense? We agreed that it did, and so the Web 2.0 Conference was born. Do not go over the Web 2.0 report attached. Have any questions?-ask me!

Web 2.0 Technology

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Kahnawake Gambling License

Friday, April 20th, 2007

Hello

I’m glad to see you here. Today’s article is about Kahnawake gambling legislation.

The Kahnawake Gaming Commission, which licenses and regulates interactive gambling in the Mohawk Territory of Kahnawake (Canada), was created in June of 1996 pursuant to provisions in the Kahnawake Gaming Law. The Commission enacted its Regulations Concerning Interactive Gaming in July of 1999. (more…)

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Clean Your History so that Nobody Knows You Like to Gamble!

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Hello world. I’m sure there are a lot of people who gamble online without their relatives or friends knowledge. Well, there is nothing bad in online gambling, but sometimes it becomes much more convenient if you advertise your online hobby:)). Of course, you can manually clean your PC…. Stop, are you sure it is effective way to solve this problem? You’d better use a program do that-in this case you will be 100% sure everything is ok !
There is a high variety of such PC cleaners, I know one which works 200%: Viacleaner. Try it, if interested.

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The Most Popular Casino Game is Slot!!

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

New research into the preferences and playing habits of Online Slots players has revealed really interesting facts. Online slots are not only a favorite pastime for millions of players all over the world but also it has been discovered that some games are more popular in certain parts of the world. (more…)

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France: a Former Chief Executive of 888 Interview is Required

Friday, April 6th, 2007

Online gambling company 888 has been under fire in the last week, as reports emerged that French authorities want to interview its former chief executive John Anderson.

In stark contrast with the general move throughout the European Union to regulation of the online gambling industry, France has stubbornly held on to its monopolistic view of the situation. Last year, French police arrested visiting BWin executives who were in France to promote a sponsorship deal with the AS Monaco football club. The French gambling authorities want to protect the state monopoly of online gambling services, and appear to be determined to aggressively pursue online gambling companies that advertise or do business in France. (more…)

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UK: Budget is Against Gambling Companies

Friday, April 6th, 2007

The UK Chancellor of the Exchequer Gordon Brown disappointed the online gambling industry last week with his budget speech and his announcement that the Remote Gaming Duty will be set at 15%, in line with that for bookmakers and bingo halls.

There had been speculation that Brown would set the Remote Gaming Duty as low as 2 or 3% to encourage online gambling companies to relocate to Britain. A 15% rate will do little to encourage online gambling companies to move from their tax havens such as Gibraltar, Malta and Cyprus.

When combined with an additional VAT and corporation taxes, a UK-based online gambling company would find it almost impossible to compete with those based in a tax 32 Vegas haven offshore.

Remote Gambling Association chairman John Coates said “this decision means the UK has effectively turned its back on the industry”. I agree with it. How can you explain it? (more…)

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