Ten Signs You Are Obsessed With Online Gambling
1. When your English professor says the author made his point; you ask if he pressed or not.
2. You show up early at the bakery to take advantage of the hot rolls.
3. You go into a 7-11 and ask to play the “don’t.”
4. You go to a hockey game and wonder what happened to the dealers and boxman.
5. When your kid says math “came easy” today, you ask if it was a 4,6,8 or 10.
6. When an ambulance passes with flashing lights, you assume someone hit a “hand pay.”
7. You go into a shoe store and ask if they have 4, 6, or 8 deck.
8. You hear the bible story where Lazarus is told to “Come out”, and you ask for a 2-way C & E.
9. You wonder if a salad shooter is really a gambling device.
10. When the bartender asks if you want a “double”, you say not against an ace.
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July 6th, 2007 at 15:03
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